myragingwhoremoans:

mustbemelissaah:

awakenedbythelightofstars:

would-you-fuck-me-hard-if-i-:

butwhatifitoldyou:

themessyoumade-:

cocks-and-robbers:

BARBIE, SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING? NOBODY WEARS WHITE PANTS WITH GREY TOPS. SERIOUSLY. I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE FASHIONABLE. AND WHAT IS WITH THAT RANDOM-ASS ONION IN THAT RANDOM-ASS BOX ON YOUR WALL. MOVE THE FUCKING ONION AND FILL THAT FUCKING BOX WITH SOME OF THE SHIT ON YOUR FRIDGE. SERIOUSLY BARBIE, YOU ARE DRUNK.

Why the hell is there wine on your stove, Barbie? That shit’s flammable, bitch.

Why the fuck is there a goddamn mouse at the bottom of the fridge, Barbe? That’s nasty, you fucking pig.

 What the fuck barbie, why the hell do you need a calculator on your fridge? Uneducated bitch.

What the fuck barbie, WHY IS THERE A HEAD IN YOUR FRIDGE?! Murderer.

What the fuck Barbie, garden hoses are supposed to be OUTSIDE IN YOUR Garden.  Not in your kitchen.  Dumb bitch. 

Barbie, what the hell is wrong with you? Don’t leave the fucking fridge open, you’re going to let everything spoil. Were you born in a fucking barn? I didn’t think so, close your fridge…ungrateful bitch.

Barbie, what the fuck are you holding? We all know YOU DONT USE THE BLUE BRAND. We ALWAYS use the purple. Were you born in the 50’s? 

blogging again for all the comments . ROFL

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